Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the first ever episode of "Shut Your Pie Hole!" My guest today? Rosie.
First, let me tell you what she said and you decide. Baby steps...
According to Rosie, Bush intentionally sent our troops into Iran to be captured, all so he could pick a fight with Iran. Does Bush really need an excuse to turn Iran into a giant mirror? I mean, come on, it would help with global warming, right? Save the polar bears and all that? But, I digress. Lets see...we keep finding Iranian Elite Military members helping the insurgency in Iraq. Ahmadenejad (I-Wanna-jihad) repeatedly talks of eradicating all the Jews. Oh yeah, and pretty much everyone in the world thinks Iran having nukes akin to letting George Michaels be a school bus driver, it's just plain dumb. Needless to say, I don't really see any need for an excuse.
I'm about to blow your mind Rosie, the money you paid me to let you secretly (oops,call Fitzgerald!) subscribe to my blog will finally pay off. What if the President of Iran is intentionally instigating conflict in an effort to raise the oil prices? I think I heard somewhere that Iran has a little bit of oil don't they? Maybe a couple gas stations or something? OH YEAH! They're one of the top oil producing countries in the world. If we could see them, they (Ahmadenejad and the Sean Penn) are frolicking down the street, hand in hand. Well what're they doing with the other hands? I knew you'd ask. They're holding our money of course!
Iran needs to be dealt with. I hope the international community starts to see it my way or we're in big trouble. Meanwhile, on a lighter note, the awards ceremony...
"CONGRATULATIONS ROSIE, YOU WIN!"
"Really? What's the prize?"
"Well Rosie, that's nice of you to ask. Are you ready? I know I am. You get to...SHUT---YOUR---PIE HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE!
That's all for tonight folks. I'm your humble host, Rockin Republican."
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3 comments:
So a Daniel...did you mean to post this twice?
Oh and it's nice to see a Republican who, as you have previously stated, wants someone to be free by telling them to shut up. Good show!
I'm glad to see you got the double post removed. :o)
No freedom is absolute, Davey poo. It's in the self-denial or self-abridgment that the greatest civil exercise of any "freedom" is found. Plus, her jokes aren't funny. Not like yours.
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