F'ing Priceless.

I've been waiting for this day for quite some time now. I've been lurking in the shadows, camouflaged, waiting for the perfect opportunity to launch a salvo of reality right into your house.

A company based out of Sydney will take a contribution of $8 from you and use it to offset your cats flatulation. You think I'm joking? Click the link, see for yourself.

This is friggin ridiculous. I bet you Ryan has already offset both his and his neighbors cat in a fit of guilt brought on by the liberal left and the media they control. Do you libs really feel so guilty that you'll actually pay someone money to offset your cats farts?

Seriously?

Well, I've got a deal for you. If you send me $30, I'll plant enough trees to offset you AND your cat's flatulations. You've ruined the environment by farting too much! Send me your money and you can stop feeling guilty about it.

Here's an idea, how about you plant a tree? Or pick up trash that you see laying on the ground when you walk into work? (That's for all you Sprint Employees). Or ride your bike instead of drive your car?

If you want to give money to the National Arbor Foundation because you think it's a good charity that does good things for the environment, fine. Do it. Don't give some jackass twenty bucks because you drive a big car and eat too much Mexican food.

People have been farting since the dawn of time. The worst that happened is a few burned bottoms.

Farting in someones face when they passed out first? Nice. Farting in a car and pretending it was someone else? Sweet. Having a fart tax to save the environment?

Priceless.