Rosie Palms

Clucking Chickens and The View. What do they have in common? We'll tell you, after this...

Every once in a while, every hundred years or so, there are some people who make us toy with the idea of revoking freedom of speech on a case-by-case basis. Rosie? You're one of them.

The View has made a habit out of making retarded comments. Like this one, from a week or so ago, pertaining to Sen. Tim Johnson's medical issues. Co-Host Joy Behar asked, "Is there such a thing as a man made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to him?" Co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck, wife of the NFL quarterback and a conservative, replies "Let me ask you something. Why is everything coming from the liberal perspective a consipiracy?"

Behar then said "I know what this--that party is capable of."

I guess that's why Dick Cheney always insisted on buying Sen. Johnson the Quadruple Meat Triple Cheese w/Double bacon burger. Or maybe she's referring to the ever-so elusive "Stroke Factory" run by conservatives and crazy gun toting Republicans.

I bring this up because of the recent feud between Rosie and Donald Trump. She claimed that he's filed bancruptcy 3 times. She said he had no right to pass judgement on the drunken Miss America. First off, he hasn't claimed bancruptcy. Someone once said that facts are biased, they were joking Rosie. Second, he OWNS the Miss America competition/company. It's his. If he wants to set certain standards for the title holders, it is his right. It is a voluntary contest and he gets to set the rules. Kind of like you when you had your magazine. Although, it's probably not the best comparison considering your magazine got shut down after stiff competition from Under-Water Basket Weavers of the World(UWBWW) Monthly, and Trump's Miss America Pageant is still going strong.

My prediction? The View is doomed unless they get rid of Rosie. Don't get me wrong, I don't watch the show. I can't stand the show. With that being said, I don't see it lasting longer than one more year with her flapping her cornhole. And Rosie? I hope The View is paying you alot, because I can assure you if you don't shut up fast, Trump is going to sue you. Not that he'll get much more than a few pairs of Doc Martins and a couple of flannel shirts, but it's the principle of the thing. Don't know what principles are? No Rosie, not the people in school who kept suspending you because you were beating up all the guys. Try http://www.dictionary.com/.