So last night, in Oklahoma of all places, winter finally started. It began with thunder and lightning and slowly progressed to a thunder/lightning/sleet/rain/snow mix, Which, coincidentally, covered my car in a sheet of ice.
While in the process of breaking my car out of it's icy prison, I noticed a windshield wiper was frozen to my windshield. After doing a quick "roll call", I realized I still had both wipers in tact. They looked fine, blades and all, but I still had a third one in my hand.
One of a few things happened. Either my windshield wipers multiplied and left one of their offspring to freeze to death on my windshield, or someone left their broken windshield wiper on my windshield just to mess with me. Or, better yet, it could always have been my current windshield wipers getting lazy and outsourcing their work to the Chinese wiper blades.
That being said...If I ever catch someone trying to freeze broken car parts to my car, I'll go medieval on their ass.