***I cannot accept responsibility for anything on this page that you don't like. Everything else, that was me.***
Friends, Republicans, Countrymen, lend me your ears.
Today is Opening Day. Rockin Republican has taken the stage. Figuratively speaking, of course. My job here will be simple. I will do my best to impart all of the knowledge and wisdom that resides within me, to you. That's right, you. It's like winning the lottery, only you don't get any money. Hopefully my plethora of knowledge won't be exhausted in one post.
Coming to my assistance will be you. The world. Politics will be my playground, but I will occasionally take detours into the land of, well, I'm not quite sure yet. We'll figure that out when we get there.
Speaking of playgrounds. More and more schools are banning tag and other popular recess favorites such as touch football because the schools are afraid of being sued if a child injures himself playing. Are we so scared that our children will ever experience any sort of pain that we will go as far as calling on our schools to ban playing? Do we really want to raise a whole generation of kids who sit around and play Magic: The Gathering all day long and joke about mana and magic slippers? The NFL will be doomed in 15 years. I got hurt while playing plenty of times when I was a child and I turned out fine...well, maybe we should ban tag.
Now let me say this, and really, you have no choice. I have no political background. I have no degree in politics. Anything I say in here could, quite possibly, be pulled right out of my cornhole. As much as I can, I will include sources(credible if possible), or, worst case scenario, a disclaimer letting you know I have absolutely no factual backing to my ramblings.
Time to wrap this up. This is more of an introduction than anything.
